Why is nebraska so boring




















Turns out most of the state is married people with kids that like potatoes. A quick Google search of Idaho stereotypes lands you on articles that go into detail about how about State Senators live in trailer parks and that Idahoans eat meat and potatoes.

You know, boring stuff. Yeah, pretty boring Unless you like the outdoor rugged lifestyle of the Badlands. You can think of Nebraska as Idaho lite — basically the same ranking factors landed it here, but with oh so slightly more excitement. The craziest thing that happens in Nebraska occurs when you make a big bowl of chili and pair it with a cinnamon roll. Because how more Midwest can you get than that?

Based entirely on my mental map of America, it seems that the more rectangle shaped a state, the more boring it is. Kansas for example, is a rectangle and it has four points of boring. Sometimes, when we all have family visiting from out of state, it suddenly becomes the perfect opportunity for them to fall in love with Nebraska and totally think about moving here. Stop them in their tracks before they can make any solid plans — we all know Nebraska is crowded enough as it is.

It should be easy: show them all these reasons they should never, ever consider living in Nebraska. Nebraska is just plain-old boring, flat, and lame to anyone who might be interested in living here, so let that be a warning to those of you who would like to move out here at any point!

Okay, so, did it work? Did you convince everyone to stay far away? If not, then at least prepare them for life in Nebraska by telling them how living here ruins you for life. During the spring and summer, Nebraska does occasionally experience severe weather such as tornadoes and large hail, and winters can get pretty chilly, with below-freezing temperatures being not at all uncommon.

Want to discuss? Please read our Commenting Policy first. It was brain fluid leaking from her nose. The campaign was unveiled early this week and features print and online ads using self-deprecating humour. The new campaign seemed well-received on social media, with some suggesting other self-deprecating tags. HonestlyNE really? More cows than people since …. Stinking effective campaign!! Oh, no! Many counties in Kansas have very few people and low population densities. Greeley County has 1, residents and a population density of just 1.

Iowa is the sixth-most boring state on the list. Iowa is considered to be one of the best states for jobs, schools, and low crime rates, so it is also a great place for those looking to raise a family with a little quiet. No other state has more married households with kids.

Utah does, however, have the second-youngest population in the U. Utah may be the seventh-most boring state in the U. Montana is another beautiful state that boring. The state spans over , square miles with a population of just over 1 million people. This results in the third-lowest population density in the U. Minnesota is the ninth-most boring state in the United States.



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